While we are digging old stuff up and I'm sure it's been posted before but I really don't care enough to check I bring you classic Skaterr Gnome!:
"ok like wtf is up with leveiling??? it gets reely boring. i
guess cause level 5 is like a hell level or somthing? im
thinking about taking a break from the grind and focosing on
equipment.
anyway so im sitting in feeraut at the druid ring thingy and i
see this little hobbit guy named hobben sitting there afk.
so like all of the sudden this spider start atacking him but
hes afk and cant fight back!
so im like 'dude dont worry ill save you!'
so i jump up and im fighting the spider and i get posioned and
im starting to like get hurt reely bad. so im liek 'hobben
hurry up and get back so you dont die!!'
and hes still just standing there afk and that sucks cause i
dont know how much longer i can hold the spider.
so i shout 'HOBBEN COME BACK TO KEYBAORD OR UR DEAD! hoping
he'll hear me.
so im liek almoset dead and this elf guy named aftathott
appears and hes like 'skaterr your very brave'
and im like 'thanks i know im a monk'
and aftathotts like 'i have to rescue hobben all the tiem too.'
and im like 'thats nice but im almost dead'
so aftathott attacks it and helps me finish it off.
so i check and i have like 12hp left and im like 'sweet dude
thanks!'
and i see hobben is back now and im like 'hey guys i have a
little suprise for you try not to get too excited'
so i guildinvite them to Heros of Norrath (my brother made me
an offiser, shh dont tell anyone). i could tell they were reel
excited caiuse they wer elooking at each other and chuckling
and laughing.
so hobbens like 'skatter we cant join your guild we kinda have
a small one our own'
so im like 'dudes forget all that we have like 15 people
already and one of them is even level 20!'
then aftathott says 'let me ask you something skatter, do you
like big adventures?'
and im like 'i sure do!!'
and aftathotts says 'do you like phat lewtz?'
and im like 'i LOVE phat lewtz!'
so then i get this message "aftathott has invite you to be a
regular member of afterlife" and i click yes.
so hobben tells the guild 'everyone say hi to skaterr who very
unselfiskly risked his life to save me from a level 3 spider'
and everyone is like 'rofl hi skaterr!' and 'welcome skaterr!'
and im liek 'HI GUYS!! is ur guild tough enough to raid
befallen?? cause i reely need a cracked staff and an leather
tunic'
and rezzum tells the guild 'oohh, befallens a toughy, i dont
know if were that good yet'
WTF?!
so im like 'aftathott, if its all the smae to you, i think ill
go back to my old guild, we have a befallen raid tonight and i
need to be with guild whos stong enough to do it'
and hes like 'you must do what you feel it right, of course
skaterr'
and im like 'no hard feelings hehe?'
and hes like 'not at all, we're sorry to lose you'
and im like 'ya i know im level 5. dont feel bad, someone else
will come alone that can help your guild eventually im sure of
it'
and hes like 'i hope so'
so we went our seperate ways and im kinda screwed now cause
now i have to explain to my brother why i need a nother guilf
invite. maybe if ask him nicely i wont get the duck tape."
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