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Old 10-30-2012, 05:11 PM
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Originally Posted by Barkingturtle [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
You could rub your feces all over the doorknob and then check for fingerprints when you get home. If the prints aren't yours, you've been trespassed upon.
This is probably the best suggestion you are going to get. You also shouldn't stop with just the door. Smear feces over your cookware, clothes, towels, anything of yours you think your roommate is using unjustly. You will catch him red handed!
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