How I hope things go down:
Obama wins the election. Fast forward to the inauguration. Obama is standing before thousands of adorers. He begins to speak,
"People of the United States of America... I am honored by your faith and commitment in these trying times. But the fact is... I can't handle this shit anymore."
Confetti and balloons fall as Bill Clinton enters the stage.
"That is why Bill Clinton will be taking over from here. Peace out fuckers."
*crowd cheers wildly as Bill Clinton takes the oath*
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<@patriot1776> i dont even rely on my facial hairs to get laid good luck to you
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