Are you sure it's not...
(To the tune of "Too Much Time on My Hands" - Styx)
by Yendor Lootmonkey
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Yeah I'm sitting on this rare camp,
Feelin' like a leet champ,
Got eight hours til spawn time.
And I've given up the pain,
Of the Mistmoore trains,
And listenin' to newbs whine.
Is it any wonder I'm not married?
Is it any wonder I score at all?
Well I'm so tired of groupin'
I got nothing to do
and all day to do it
My eyes keep droopin'
but I've no place to go
and all night to get there
Is it any wonder I'm in an uber guild?
Is it any wonder I'm not employed?
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much time on my hands,
It's ticking away with my Clarity
I've got too much time on my hands,
I'm encumbered so I've low Agility
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's tickin' away,
Tickin' away from me.
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands.
(Instrumental)
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands
Too much time on my hands.
Well, I'm a solo genius
I can camp the uber loot
Without even trying
I go to East Commonlands
More platinum in my hands
That is, as long as they're buying
Is it any wonder I'm not a melee class?
Is it any wonder I should be nerfed?
Is it any wonder I've got
Too much time on my hands,
It's ticking away with my Clarity
I've got too much time on my hands,
I'm encumbered so I've low Agility
I've got too much time on my hands
And it's tickin' away from me,
Tickin' away from me!
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands,
Too much time on my hands...