[Bruster]

Originally Posted by Recycled Children [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

Time to be a man. I quite literally have never set the mood with my girlfriend of 5 years. My sexual mantra has been either flat out ask her if we can have sex or walk up to her and shove my hand down the front of her pants. Odds are about 50/50 that it will happen right at that second, most of the time she will want to shower beforehand.

I refuse to put any amount of real effort into a woman because let's be honest they're all subhuman and you can always buy sex.

This.