"and we slayed dragons! not this pansy bullshit you kids do these days. Oh and they were mighty, mighty beasts of unmatched power and prowess. Walked up hill both ways in the snow, clearing the yetis out of the way while we were at it. By golly I don't remember where I put all my magic armor, but it was as real as morning dew, I swear"
"yes grandpa, I'm sure you did"
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