[Tajin898]

Yes, this post is out of frustration, so just humor me.

In Oasis, just got fully buffed up by a nice high level druid. I'm twinked myself, have about 30k in gear (I'm a druid, but with gear and buffs I sit at about 400 AC at level 13).

I run up to a yellow-con Deepwater Caiman. Its max hit is 34 damage. Here is a log of its hits against me:

Fight begins:
-14dmg
-34
-30
-7
-16
-34
-21
-34
-34
-34
-30
-16
-34
-32
-8
-34
-30
-34
-32
-34
Dead.