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Originally Posted by Chicka
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You DID work for Sony.
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Sony catered, Verant drove home their point with the cruel spear of a true DM/GM.
When I DM a PNP game, I make it my number one priority to make someone scream 'F(&* YOU!!" at least once.
"Sure, you can draw from the Deck of Many Things. How many cards?"
"Sure, the constabulary around here should be no match for you."
"Sure, you can try to jump across that chasm."
"Sure, you have a chance to beat that dragon."
"Please, would I put you up against something you couldn't handle?"
"Oh, that stinks. How many HP did you have left again?"
"Oh wow, I hope you make the save."
"Naa, you don't think there is anything of value in here."
"You don't think the King will be upset about you sleeping with his virgin daughter that is betrothed to the blahblah kingdom that they've been at war with for 200 years."
Only 1 time in my DM'ing career have I regretted someone drawing from a deck. It has 22 cards, 11 good, 11 really freakin bad. He called 11 cards. To not let my poor poker face give me away I shuffled the deck without looking and laid them out in front of him side by side. He fliped over 11 cards, all of them red/good. I almost had a stroke.