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Old 07-08-2010, 05:39 PM
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THE ENCHANTER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Every Thing I Do", by Bryan Adams)

By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony

Look at all your buffs - you will see
A fresh, new clar-it-y.
Search your yard - search your home
And you'll find me cast-ing Illusion: Gnome.

Don't tell me... twelve mobs aren't worth tryin' for
You can't tell me... grup's not worth dyin' for
You know it's true
Everything I mez - I mez them for you

Look at all your buffs - you will find
Shissar now stacks as designed
Buff me as I am - watch my life
I will mez it all - my mana sacrificed

Don't tell me... loot's not worth fightin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
Ya know it's true
Everything I mez - I mez them for you

There's no pulls - like Ronne's pulls
And no other - could yield more pulls
Mobs no-where - unless Ronne's there
All the time - all the way

Oh - you can't tell me... full spawn's not worth tryin' for
I can't help it - there's nothin' I want more
I would slow for you - I'd run for you
Charm a krup for you - I'd AE stun for you

Ya know it's true
Everything I mez - I mez them for you
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