THE CYBER THEME SONG
(Sing to the tune of "Travellin' Soldier", by the Dixie Chicks)
By Yendor Lootmonkey of Xegony
Two levels past eighteen
He was waitin' for the raid in his ivy greens
Sat down on a stool at a tavern there
Gave his order to the girl with the blonde elven hair
He's a little twinked so she gave him a smile
And he said would you mind sittin' down for a while
And cyberin' me I'm feelin' a little low
She said I'm loggin' in an hour but I know where we can go
So they went down and they sat on the pier
He said I bet you're really a guy but I don't care
I've got no one to send naughty /tells to
Would you mind if I sent some back here to you?
CHORUS:
I cried
Never gonna talk like that to another guy
They told her he's always in danger
Waitin' for love from a cyberin' ranger
Cybers him in /tells all day
Waitin' for him to come back from /AFK
Never more to be alone
When the wizards say the ranger's porting home
So the /replies came
From a dungeon zone
In Castle Mistmoore then Naggy's home
And he told her of his guild
It might be leet
And all of his gear that was pretty neat
Said when it's gettin kinda tough over here
I think about that day sittin' down at the pier
And close my eyes and see your dirty /tells
Don't worry but I won't be able to raid very well
CHORUS
(Instrumental)
One Friday night at a GM event
The uber guilds won and the newbies got bent
A man said folks would you bow your heads
For the list of local dragon raid dead
Cryin' all alone at the orc spawn
Was a third level wood elf killing all the pawns
And one name read and nobody really cared
But a pretty little girl with her blonde elven hair
CHORUS
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Another witty, informative, and/or retarded post by:
"You know you done fucked up when Yendor gives you raid commentary." - Tiggles
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