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Originally Posted by Eliseus
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Ok, I laughed hard when reading this. Seriously, thank you for this lol.
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Your parents consummated their marriage in the missionary position for the sole intent of procreation. Your dad gave your mom his naughty sauce and God shined His Divine Light on her womb, and at that very instant that little wad of goo was no longer goo, but a human life with an immortal soul. Amen