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Old 04-24-2020, 05:29 PM
tyrant49333 tyrant49333 is offline
Sarnak


Join Date: Mar 2015
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Default Riot suspended from TOV until mid May

Already soaked in tears from their week long tov suspension, papa Rogean comes in puts his boot on the neck of the Riot neckbeards, many of whom are banned until May 25th for cheatsing.

As concerned with everyone's mental health in Riot as I am, i've decided to break down the various stages of grief for you and offer some helpful tips to help you through this trying time.

The 5 stages of grief and loss are:
1. Denial and isolation (you are here, yes it's real, move your toons out of raid zones, everything will be ok, take some deep breaths)
2. Anger (don't be mad, cheating is bad)
3. Bargaining (no, he won't change his mind, maybe time to go outside, breath IRL air)
4. Depression (call if u need me fam)
5. Acceptance (lets all get here together)

You guys can do this. Take a shower, go out side. You got this. See you in 3 weeks fam