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Old 10-01-2019, 08:16 PM
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Originally Posted by fastboy21 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I'm having trouble understanding this simile...can you please restate it using something I can relate to.

I am a mid 30s white cisgender american. Please explain it to me using terms that are more culturally friendly to accommodate my needs. Thanks.
Sorry, here you go...

"Pretty sure coming in here acting all hard when you started a thread whimpering to the devs to reinstate cycle through nearest targets functionality is like driving home doing a sick wheelie throughout the entirety of your ride home on your chromed-out Harley while punctuating orgasms the ladies are having as you pass them by firing your AR-15 in the air listening to gangsta rap about violence against cops, fucking bitches, and thug life while thrashing to pre-sellout Metallica; and crying like a baby when you get there and discover your poodle teacup Yorkie chewed up your favorite teddy bear My Little Pony."
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