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Old 06-29-2022, 01:15 PM
badwiz badwiz is offline
Decaying Skeleton


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Default Alms for the male gnome community

[Wed Jun 29 11:04:32 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 11:04:43 2022]You have entered Surefall Glade.
[Wed Jun 29 11:05:05 2022] Corun Finisc shouts, 'Heed the wishes of Tunare and leave the bears of Surefall Glade undisturbed!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:05:18 2022] Jonarab regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
[Wed Jun 29 11:05:19 2022] Zilch regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
[Wed Jun 29 11:06:55 2022] You shout, 'Help! Help! There's a short bald man attacking the most pretentious of Surefall residents!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:07:01 2022] You shout, 'Someone do something!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:07:21 2022] 'You shout, 'Don't let him take your flowing locks!
[Wed Jun 29 11:07:50 2022] Zilch shouts, 'theyve enslaved our people for years'
[Wed Jun 29 11:08:30 2022] Zilch grins evilly at Cinnamie.
[Wed Jun 29 11:08:37 2022] You shout, 'get away you bald freak!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:08:45 2022] You shout, 'so gross.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:08:58 2022] Zilch shouts, 'for Bertoxxulous'

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[Wed Jun 29 11:09:26 2022] You begin tracking Zilch.
[Wed Jun 29 11:09:26 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right.
[Wed Jun 29 11:09:28 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right.
[Wed Jun 29 11:09:30 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right.
[Wed Jun 29 11:09:32 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right.
[Wed Jun 29 11:10:30 2022] You shout, 'Listen.. I hear the dwarves have the best barbers. Perhaps one of them can help you carpet that dome of yours?'
[Wed Jun 29 11:10:30 2022] Zilch is behind and to the right.
[Wed Jun 29 11:11:29 2022] Zilch is straight ahead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:11:30 2022] You begin casting Camouflage.
[Wed Jun 29 11:11:35 2022] Your body fades away.
[Wed Jun 29 11:12:31 2022] Zilch shouts, 'decay is all that matters - i welcomed the loss of my hair'

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Cinnamie opens up their inventory & drops an alligator egg behind Zilch.
[Wed Jun 29 11:14:35 2022] You shout, 'Ugh! Lay your spawn somewhere else! I didn't know gnomes were hatched...'
[Wed Jun 29 11:15:25 2022] Zilch is ahead and to the left.
[Wed Jun 29 11:15:26 2022] You have lost your tracking target.

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[Wed Jun 29 11:15:34 2022] You say, 'Oh no it sees me!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:15:55 2022] You say, 'The bright sphere of flesh is blinding!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:09 2022] Zilch laughs at Cinnamie.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:22 2022] Zilch begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:24 2022] Zilch has fallen to the ground.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:24 2022] Zilch dies.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:35 2022] You poke Zilch.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:36 2022] You poke Zilch.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:37 2022] You poke Zilch.
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:39 2022] You say, 'Hmmmm.'

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[Wed Jun 29 11:16:42 2022] Ran Walker tries to crush Jonarab, but misses!
[Wed Jun 29 11:16:42 2022] Jonarab tries to bash Ran Walker, but misses!
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:01 2022] Jonarab beams a smile at Ran Walker
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:01 2022] Jonarab says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:01 2022] Ran Walker staggers.
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:11 2022] Ran Walker has been slain by Jonarab!
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:17 2022] Zilch says, 'Target you've ruined your lands. You will not ruin mine!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:21 2022] Bren Treeclimber says 'I'll teach you to interfere with me Jonarab000.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:38 2022] Zilch begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:44 2022] You become like the dead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:44 2022] Zilch says, 'feel the power of the dead'
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:50 2022] You say, 'im taking a quick sketch of this.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:17:57 2022] You say, 'for reporting to the authorities'
[Wed Jun 29 11:18:10 2022] You say, 'unfortunately your likeness is very... circular.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:18:18 2022] You say, 'oh god my feet!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:18:32 2022] Zilch says, 'authorities could never stop me'
[Wed Jun 29 11:18:43 2022] You say, 'ive been turned into a minion of the undead!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:18:52 2022] Zilch says, 'unlimited power'
[Wed Jun 29 11:18:59 2022] You say, 'I feel my life... weakening... '

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Cinnamie drops two rat ears in front of Zilch.
[Wed Jun 29 11:20:25 2022] You say, 'oh god your ears .. '
[Wed Jun 29 11:20:35 2022] You say, 'they fell off. This is what being dead gets you'
[Wed Jun 29 11:20:37 2022] Zilch says, 'tasty'
[Wed Jun 29 11:22:32 2022] You say, 'This... thing.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:22:58 2022] Zilch hugs Jonarab.
[Wed Jun 29 11:23:08 2022] You say, 'Here eat some fishing grubs'
[Wed Jun 29 11:23:13 2022] You say, 'Hail, Jonarab'
[Wed Jun 29 11:23:16 2022] Jonarab says 'Guarding with my life..oh splendid one.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:23:23 2022] You say, 'it speaks!'

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[Wed Jun 29 11:23:57 2022] Ran Walker says 'I'll teach you to interfere with me Jonarab000.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:24:14 2022] Jonarab beams a smile at Ran Walker
[Wed Jun 29 11:24:14 2022] Jonarab says 'Ahhh, I feel much better now...'
[Wed Jun 29 11:24:14 2022] Ran Walker staggers.
[Wed Jun 29 11:24:20 2022] Ran Walker has been slain by Jonarab!
[Wed Jun 29 11:24:28 2022] You cry over Ran Walker.
[Wed Jun 29 11:24:35 2022] Jonarab says 'My leader is Zilch.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:25:21 2022] You shout, 'Ran Walker was quite a.. guy who walks. Part Elf, Part Human, all ambulator. His short life will be remembered.'
[Wed Jun 29 11:25:22 2022] Zilch welcomes the loss of the dead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:26:05 2022] You shout, 'Never one to lament his position in the archery tournaments... which were arranged alphabetically'
[Wed Jun 29 11:26:37 2022] Zilch shouts, 'should have walked faster imo'

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[Wed Jun 29 11:27:56 2022] Zilch begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:28:03 2022] Jonarab's eyes gleam with madness.
[Wed Jun 29 11:28:03 2022] Zilch begins to walk faster.

[Wed Jun 29 11:41:37 2022] Juniperus invites you to join a group.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:37 2022] To join the group, click on the 'FOLLOW' option, or 'DISBAND' to cancel.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:39 2022] Juniperus's spell fizzles!
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:39 2022] You wave at Juniperus.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:40 2022] Juniperus begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:41 2022] You notify Juniperus that you agree to join the group.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:41 2022] You have joined the group.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:49 2022] Juniperus begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:41:54 2022] You feel the spirit of wolf enter you.
[Wed Jun 29 11:42:00 2022] Juniperus tells the group, 'BBM icn!'
[Wed Jun 29 11:42:01 2022] Juniperus begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:42:17 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 11:42:36 2022] You have entered Butcherblock Mountains.

[Wed Jun 29 11:42:56 2022] Zilch tells you, 'get a haircut while youre in dwarf town'
[Wed Jun 29 11:42:57 2022] You thank Juniperus heartily.
[Wed Jun 29 11:44:07 2022] You told Zilch, 'Pfft! Us rangers are natural hair growers. I grow lots of hair. Im actually such a good hair grower and such a good person Im going to donate my locks to get you wig'
[Wed Jun 29 11:44:25 2022] You told Zilch, 'or prosthetic coverage, if you prefer '

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[Wed Jun 29 11:54:56 2022] Florist is straight ahead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:54:57 2022] Florist begins to cast a spell.
[Wed Jun 29 11:54:58 2022] Florist is straight ahead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:55:00 2022] Florist is straight ahead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:55:02 2022] Florist is straight ahead.
[Wed Jun 29 11:55:02 2022] You tell your party, 'we are going to get a gnome a wig'
[Wed Jun 29 11:55:14 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 11:55:26 2022] You have entered West Commonlands.
[Wed Jun 29 11:56:44 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 11:56:58 2022] You have entered East Commonlands.
[Wed Jun 29 11:59:31 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 11:59:44 2022] You have entered West Freeport.
[Wed Jun 29 11:59:58 2022] Ping Fuzzlecutter says 'Hello there Cinnamie, how about a nice Cloth Sleeves?'
[Wed Jun 29 12:00:10 2022] Ping Fuzzlecutter tells you, 'That'll be 2 platinum 3 gold 6 silver 2 copper for the Wild One Wig.'
[Wed Jun 29 12:00:12 2022] You give 2 platinum 3 gold 6 silver 2 copper to Ping Fuzzlecutter.
[Wed Jun 29 12:02:34 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 12:02:48 2022] You have entered East Commonlands.
[Wed Jun 29 12:05:24 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 12:05:36 2022] You have entered West Commonlands.
[Wed Jun 29 12:06:53 2022] You cheer at Florist.
[Wed Jun 29 12:07:02 2022] You tell your party, 'Now Surefall [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]'
[Wed Jun 29 12:07:16 2022] Florist begins to cast a spell.

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[Wed Jun 29 12:07:32 2022] LOADING, PLEASE WAIT...
[Wed Jun 29 12:07:42 2022] You have entered Surefall Glade.
[Wed Jun 29 12:08:35 2022] You shout, 'I have something for you, chrome-dome.'
[Wed Jun 29 12:08:54 2022] Zilch shouts, 'there she goes disturbing the peace again'
[Wed Jun 29 12:09:26 2022] You shiver at the thought of messing with Jonarab.
[Wed Jun 29 12:09:39 2022] Zilch grins evilly at Cinnamie.

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[Wed Jun 29 12:09:48 2022] Zilch has cancelled the trade.
[Wed Jun 29 12:09:52 2022] You gasp at Zilch in astonishment.
[Wed Jun 29 12:09:52 2022] Zilch vetoes Cinnamie's idea!
[Wed Jun 29 12:10:07 2022] You say, 'What?? I had that custom made from dwarf back-hair for you'
[Wed Jun 29 12:10:09 2022] Zilch says, 'flesh is the only thing keeping me going'
[Wed Jun 29 12:10:42 2022] You say, 'At least let us see how it looks. I mean, you might come to enjoy it'
[Wed Jun 29 12:10:50 2022] Zilch says, 'bring me the skin of a swarf i'll sew to a wig'
[Wed Jun 29 12:11:52 2022] Zilch regards you indifferently -- what would you like your tombstone to say?
[Wed Jun 29 12:12:12 2022] You say, 'I've done all I can. '
[Wed Jun 29 12:12:35 2022] You say, 'What if I found something more.. fashionable?'
[Wed Jun 29 12:12:41 2022] You say, 'Do you have a favorite color?'
[Wed Jun 29 12:13:11 2022] Zilch says, 'black - like my soul'
[Wed Jun 29 12:13:18 2022] Zilch says, 'what do you call lice that live in a bald mans head'

I propose a wig drive this 4th of July weekend for our male gnome compatriots afflicted without a full capillum.
Last edited by badwiz; 06-29-2022 at 01:24 PM..
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