Boss: I’m going to give you 10x your salary!
Me: Woo hoo!
*1 Month later*
Me: Why did I get the same paycheck?
Boss: Well it’s 10x, it’s just capped at 1x for an unknown period.
Me: Oh... ok.
*25 years later*
Me: Woo hoo! I’m making 2.5 times my old salary! This 10x salary is great!
Boss: ...
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