I play 80 hours a week on a 20 year old elf simulator, what do you think my life is like?
It's amazing.
My wife is a perfect 10. Three children, all blond, blue eyes.
Six car garage, three are lambos.
Dick is 9 inches.
Own several estat-
Sorry, my gun was in my mouth and interrupted my typing. Where was I?
Oh yeah, a 200 ft yacht with really cool fishing poles.
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