the greatest story ever told in Norrath is the story of the Avatar of Fear, told entirely through loot tables and mob spawns:
1. in the theatre area of Plane of Mischief, a number of human-sized "puppet" versions of various gods appear once every game morning.
2. unless a particular audience member is killed,
Bristlebane will shout about a missing Cazic Thule puppet and cancel the puppet show.
3. the golems in Plane of Fear can drop
Puppet Strings.
4. in the Temple of Cazic Thule spawns the
Avatar of Fear, a human-sized version of Cazic Thule.
i'll leave the satisfaction of putting the pieces together to the reader.