The People vs. Nirgon. Charges: Illiteracy, Obstruction of Justice, Cowardice.
The case before the court today is the People vs. Nirgon of Dark Men of Odus, a purported parody guild filled with legit just like... really nice people. I mean, they're actually really nice guys.
The charges being brought before the defendant are as follows:
I. Illiteracy
II. Obstruction of Justice
III. Cowardliness
The people declare that Nirgon does not understand how to read, and thereby is possible unable to identify that Ramal Modo is Lamar Odom backwards. Lamar Odom, as the court will hear, is a famous african american basketball player.
The people also declare that Nirgon's tears have directly led to the deletion of an entire thread exposing his reluctance to face a fair trial and answer the subpoena which requires him to directly respond to the question. That question being, is Ramal Modo actually Lamar Odom spelled backwards.
The people finally also declare that Nirgon, while possibly a really nice guy, has displayed cowardice. Which, the court will recognize is not befitting of a proud Dark Man of Odus. Despite repeated opportunities to type two or three letters (No, or yes) Nirgon has repeatedly sought to evade justice by ignoring the question and responding with something that is just honestly.. like.. really shitty attempts at deflection that like a fucking four year old could recognize.
Let the trial commence.
Hear ye, Hear ye. All rise. The honorable.... someone.(?).. presenting
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