Juntsie have da big book of da business, da super hot troll wife, and fifteen childrenz to feed in Grobb. He no get how da folk bash raid merbs like dis or have time fer dese disputes dis days. Culd care less, but wish dat it not give folk headaches comparable to whut happens after sniffing too much swamp gasses.
Whut happened to jus' giving young trolls gud clubs in da swamp, bashing wit friends, and enjoying delicious local-foodsz? Dem are the gud times.
On da related note, Juntsie WTS professional troll raid and forum dispute resolution services at prime, special rate of 5,000 plat per hourz. PST todayz.
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Juntsie Grobbstein (Green)
Juntsie Professional & Shaman Services, LLC
Licensed Troll Professional (J.D., M.D., Th.D., R.D., R.C.C., Ph.D., C.P.A., L.S.L.P)
Known Associates: Oakenhops Valebrewer (51 Druid <Dial a Port>); Korezril (50 Monk <Ancient Blood>) ; Xeirella L'Veldriss (52 Necro)
Professional troll services fer gud rates, including da raid dispute resolution. Dis message confidential and not intended for tax purpose. Protect swamp. Tink green before print.
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