When you think 21 year old pixels matter and you cant find a woman irl to undergo a series of expensive painful surgeries to be your elven waifu.
Reminder that Green isnt even p99s final form.
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I love it when my testicles slam against this things taint as she stares off into the distance thinking of Tunare and how shes going to give birth to a half breed elf monstrosity who will get my strength, stamina, dexterity and to a lesser extent my wisdon while only retaining agi/int/cha/ears
While I may have transcended into another dimension you still remain here on the planar realm only to be at the mercy to people who pray to fucking janitors to force your dick ass out of a camp you thought mattered until you read this post.
Remember this when the third reincarnation (no wow bro) of p99 puts all the time and effort you put on green in its place.