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Old 12-20-2022, 02:41 AM
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Originally Posted by Reiwa [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Is this a poppers death or a perforation death we're talking about?

Check with the coroner and report back.
Nah he almost bit his tongue in half so it was looking like a seizure from the poppers

Of course working in Behavioral health you either have grown a dark sense of humor or you’re new there, so discussing with co workers later I mentioned:

1. At least he died doing what he loved. There’s worst ways to go

2. Not sure what a fuck machine is or why you’d want to use one right after you wake up, but I think it might actually be able to cure me not being a morning person. If you could rig that thing to a timer and make it be my new alarm, I would actually start getting up BEFORE my alarm for the first time in my life. I’d hear the machine firing up and start prodding around my butt, and I’d be jumping out of bed like “I’m up! I’m up! Get that fucking thing away from me”
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