Imagine that you are a has-been game developer who made his bones from a hacky mishmash of ideas you borrowed from MUDs and tabletop games. Your ego grossly inflated, you started living the rockstar life only to find that the industry quickly copied and streamlined your janky prototype, leaving you forgotten among the ruins of your stillborn vanity projects. Now that you're reduced to visiting conventions for pill money, you decide to borrow another idea; you'll crowdfund a pension plan project! Now your opioids are guaranteed until Reddit dies.
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