I read this topic as "Do you meet the physical attractiveness guidelines for Americans??" and I just came in here to post an unqualified 'yes!'.
I don't know what the physical guidelines are and I'm not going to look them up. I've been lied to about the food pyramid, I've been lied to about aspirin and cholesterol and pain-killers and food additives.
I feel pretty healthy. I can move a sofa and when I go shopping I carry all 12 bags in at once like a real man. Good enough!
One thing I haven't been lied to is how good looking I am. I got the mirror right there! I'm looking to the left now; who's that handsome devil staring back? It's me!
Forget jogging and pushups! Moisturize bitches, moisturize!
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