The most important thing in business and in making deals is getting people to believe you. The economy is like a woman, of which also I have been with many. These guys have been forgotten but my name will be remembered. I think I'm a legendary mogul. I'm a legendary mojul. I've known about business for a long time. I know people have been spending money. That people have been buying things and selling things. I was very aware of that. Okay? For a long time. I knew that there were bank accounts and insurance. This is what makes me a mojul. What else makes me a mojul? Let me tell you a little about my childhood. I knew this guy Softspots. I knew everything he liked and loved just by looking in his eyes. This is what a mojul does. The most important thing with business is the velocity of money. In fact Guinness book of world record says it was the longest meeting. Landed hole in one, that was the first time I ever swang a golf club. That's how I made my first 1 million dollar bill. This chump didn't know what he was in for. It's a way that I get my employees to pay me. If you want to be good at business you have to be a demon. Can you really blame me for having no moral compass? I feel nothing. I just have a hunger for people's pain. It's also a sign of my power. Because the money that I have gets cut off by the excel spread sheet. Okay. There's an X. There's a multiplier because I have all my money concentrated in 100 million dollar bills. Do the numbers add up at the end of the day for the businesses that they started? I don't think so. I'm going to make so much money off that you're going to be calling me crazy. People say that I'm crazy, they say that I'm obscure. They're wrong. Capice? Did you just hear what I just told you? What I can do with a deal? What I can do with a conversation? What I can do with a contract? I have to do math all day, so you can stay alive. I'm going to follow you into the bathroom. I'm gonna hit you in the head with my beer glass just to see your skull crack. I'm gonna follow you home to find out where you live. Do you know what else I came up with? I came up with you. I came up with you. Because I'm God. Every person I kill becomes my slave in the after life. I'm gonna rough your soul up. You're gonna be waiting in my palace in heaven. Waiting to serve me the finest wines. After that I'm gonna come back. It's gonna be the death day. And you're gonna be sleeping forever. You're never going to have sleeping problems again. That's the only power a God can have. Lets get back to square one. Lets get back to economics, basic economics. Dude, the other day I made a fucking deal. I was fucking talking backwards. This guy couldn't stop buying. I had to physically restrain him from buying. He was fucking accepting ever single fucking thi.....
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