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Old 10-12-2017, 01:45 PM
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The galley was filled with stamina-stretching foods. Loach, a kind of carp, swam in boat-shaped tubs of fresh water, surrounded by stores of burdocks, yams, and eggs carefully preserved in earth and sand. Into the hold were placed fifty large jars of Kidney Combustion Pellets and twenty crates of Women Delighter Pills, both powerful herbal aphrodisiacs for men. They also took aboard 350 pairs of metal masturbation balls for women, 7,000 dried taro stalks to be soaked in warm water and used by pairs of women, boo latticed penis attachments, 2,550 water-buffalo-horn dildos, 3,500 tin dildos, Boo leather dildos, zoo erotic prints, zoo copies of The Tales of he, loo loincloths, and goo bales of tissue paper? Checking, they found they'd forgotten many things. So then they brought aboard zoo casks of clove-oil lubricant; 400 packets of hot-sliding pepper ointment; 1,coo roots of cows-knee grass for inducing abortions; t33 pounds each of mercury, crushed cotton seeds, red pepper, and imported amaranthus roots for the same purpose; as well as various other lovemaking aids and implements. Then they loaded great numbers of stylish men's robes and diapers.24 "You know," Yonosuke said, "we'll probably never get back to the capital again. So let's drink some parting cups of sake." Six of the men, astounded, asked exactly where it was he intended to take them and why it was they weren't ever going to return. "Well," Yonosuke replied, "we've seen every kind of quarters woman, dancing woman, or streetwalker there is in the floating world. Look around you. There are no more mountains anywhere to block any of our hearts' horizons. Not yours, not mine. Our destination's the Island of Women? The one with only women living on it. There'll be so many women there, well, all you'll have to do is just reach out your arms." At that the men were delighted. "You may exhaust your kidneys and vital fluids," Yonosuke continued, "and get yourself buried there, but, well, what of it? All of us here happened to be