03-12-2018, 07:05 PM
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Aviak
Join Date: Aug 2014
Posts: 68
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Quote:
Originally Posted by skarlorn
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Dear Rogean,
You have PM'd me on Snapchat many times asking for my application to be a Guide to the Project 1999 Server. After beholding the righteous Name Cleansing of 2018 begin, I have decided it is time for me to Step Up 2: the Streets.
My mission as your newest and most powerful Senior Guide is to ensure that the quality of Project 1999 reaches a new zenith under my totalitarian and genocidal rule.
As a Senior Guide, I will:
- Destroy all ILLEGAL names
- Shoot first, ask questions later
- Judiciously target Staff Bashers who are in arms against the Justified Name Cleansing
- Become the main GM Scapegoat for all player rage
- Consume 50mg THC edibles prior to making important raid decisions
- Create an alt forum account to incite Staff Bashing on the forums, so that we can ban undesirables ... inspired by CIA tactics
- Give Spyder73 the surname "Poo'taint" and then BAN him
- DOXX Spyder73
- Award all Hobbits for their participation
- Ban all players who use VOIP services (not classic)
- Enforce a /say, /shout ONLY rule for communication to maximize RP
Here is a list of my Qualifications- Virginity still available.
- Live with parents, who take care of me.
- 42 years old.
- My name short for Fillbus and filibuster also violates the naming policy I wish was more strict.
- ForumsQuest Master- literally closest thing to a job I have and will ever have.
- Banned multiple times on Forums. Still managed over 180 posts per month.
- Proven track record of ass kissing and dick sucking.
I believe that my long bullet points speak for themselves.
Dear readers, I would appreciate your support. Please comment on this thread if you think i would be the ideal candidate for the new most powerful Guide.
Also, please let the haters display their colors here for my LIST. (note: Rogean, my haters ALL violate naming conventions)
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Made some slight adjustments.
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