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Old 12-11-2017, 03:31 AM
zodium zodium is offline
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We are deeply saddened to report that, despite the best efforts of Awakened's crack team of expert bittervets, the Open PoG Raid was an abysmal failure. Initial reports have suggested many casuals may have had fun, and, making matters worse, appear to have escaped with most of the pixels. (Warning: The following images contain crimes against nature and graphic deicidal violence, which may be unsuitable for younger audiences.)

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On behalf of Awakened, I sincerely apologize for any sense of satisfaction or excitement that your participation in the open raid may have given cause to. Awakened unequivocally stands for a fake elf world where mobs do not roam randomly for the taking, without structure or order; for a fake elf world every mob, from the lowly Deathfist Pawn to the mighty Vulak`Aerr, is methodically tracked, batphoned and killed on spawn, and we will stop at nothing, and I mean nothing, to achieve our disturbing vision. Rest assured, our vengeance upon the casual scum will be as tireless as it will be merciless.

Thank you, and praise Bristlebane.
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