If I was the President, I would imprison Spyder into a closet and them whenever I had to tell someone no, I'd just open the door and he would spill out, mumbling about server rules and gray areas and sticking to your lane at the UN, kiddo. Then I would slap him on the ass and put him back inside after giving him a voucher for 18 hrs of playtime, look at the politician and frown like "those are the rules. I don't make the rules but I gotta follow em."
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