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Old 10-05-2019, 07:03 PM
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P99...fuck yeah!
Comin’ again to play some motherfuckin’ EverQuest!
P99...fuck yeah!
It’s free to play and has a contract with Daybreak!

It’s the dream that we all share
It’s the classic experience

Newbie zones! Fuck yeah
Dungeons! Fuck yeah
Camp checks! Fuck yeah
Trains! Fuck yeah
Corpse runs! Fuck yeah
Spellbooks! Fuck yeah
Penalties! (Like 2 people say “fuck yeah”)

Crushbone! Fuck yeah
Blackburrow! Fuck yeah
Chessboard! Fuck yeah
OOC! Fuck yeah
Sow please! Fuck yeah
Druid ports! Fuck yeah
Wizard ports! (Like 2 people say “fuck yeah”)
Boats! *crickets*

Humans! Fuck yeah
Ogres! Fuck yeah
Wood elves! Fuck yeah
Trolls! Fuck yeah
Erudites! Fuck yeah
Gnomes! Fuck yeah
Iksar! (“Fuck yeah” but 9 months later)
Moon cats! *crickets*