[Jibartik]

Here's my 30 year AT$T comercial:

The first trumpet brings devastation to the earth itself.

“The first angel sounded his trumpet, and there came hail and fire mixed with blood, and it was hurled down on the earth. A third of the earth was burned up, a third of the trees were burned up, and all the green grass was burned up” (Revelation 8:7).

"Have you ever fought in world war 3? around 2025-ish, you will"

The second trumpet is targeted towards the seas.

“The second angel sounded his trumpet, and something like a huge mountain, all ablaze, was thrown into the sea. A third of the sea turned into blood, a third of the living creatures in the sea died, and a third of the ships were destroyed” (Revelation 8:8-9).

"Have you ever seen Yellowstone explode while the world is in the throws of a world war? You will."

The third trumpet affects the water supply which brings death to many people.

“The third angel sounded his trumpet, and a great star, blazing like a torch, fell from the sky on a third of the rivers and on the springs of water — the name of the star is Wormwood. A third of the waters turned bitter, and many people died from the waters that had become bitter” (Revelation 8:10-11).

"Did you believe jibartik when he said that apathos would hit the earth in 2029? You were starting to."

The fourth trumpet attacks the sky affecting the sun, moon, and stars

“The fourth angel sounded his trumpet, and a third of the sun was struck, a third of the moon, and a third of the stars, so that a third of them turned dark. A third of the day was without light, and also a third of the night” (Revelation 8:12).

"Have you ever wondered if you would survive the movie: The Road? You wont."