random mortal parents say to their newborn baby boy,
"
welcome to the fucking party you lucky fucking cunt! now listen up. you need to do well at fucking school so don't fucking mess around and instead listen to the nice fucking teacher and then after fucking school you'll get a boring fucking job sitting in a dull fucking office (if you're fucking lucky) then you'll have a bit of fucking money to buy yourself an ugly fucking wife with to raise a fucking family together just before you fucking die of a brain fucking tumour or even something fucking worse. we won't be around to fucking see you fucking do it though because we'll be fucking dead by then fucking hopefully. good fucking luck! pray your fucking wife doesn't fucking leave you and that your fucking children aren't born fucking retarded. don't fucking forget we'll always fucking love you! xxx"
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