[unleashedd]

First, I wanna mentioned I haven't played since I got my cleric to 28 on green, spent 12+ hours in Drelzna's room and then my network took a dump and I couldn't reconnect for several hours, so I decided to quit. This is a few months ago...

I had this dream tonight. I decided to play blue a bit, so I logged in to game and logged on my barb shaman female. She had short blonde ponytails. I've never actually played shaman and im pretty sure short blonde ponytails aren't a head choice. She was camped somewhere in SolB. I enter the world and I'm at some safe spot overlooking a largish open area, I'm assuming near the Efreeti camp. Mobs are up, but for some reason I decide to run in, and immediately get agro. I panic and run further in and notice some weird pathing. More agro. Start gating... and gate to the exact same spot I logged in at. And at this moment I notice there is a sizeable group of players standing there. And Naggy agros. I die. Loading... back at same spot, people are getting wiped, and lots of them are respawning at that same spot. THE MAYHEM! I freak out and plug.

Back to login screen after a short break, and choose my highelf enchanter. The ench is level 40 and for some reason ALSO in SolB... please don't let it be.... YEP same spot, Naggy still wrecking everything. Kills me, I respawn at same spot, kills me again... the ground is literred with corpses. Now it gets a bit weird...

A GM flies in (superman flight style), but the char model is weird - like out of WOW. Despawns Naggy and let's people res up. My game disconnects. I try to reconnect but I'm banned.

AND NOW!!!! I get an email, which is the form of a comic book strip, with some screenshots from the game, some actual comicbook style drawings, detailing what happened, and a few final frames are of the GM yelling at me for people calling him to wake him up to deal with my train shenanigans.

...and I woke up.

WHAT! THE FUCK!