Thread: Is soup a meal
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Old 04-15-2021, 07:16 PM
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Kenny : You worn the suit yet?

Jerry Seinfeld : No, not yet.

Waiter : [the waiter comes up] Have you decided?

Kenny : Oh, get the swordfish. Best swordfish in the city. The best, Jerry.

Jerry Seinfeld : I'll have the salmon.

Waiter : And you?

Kenny : Ahh, you know what I think. I'm just going to have soup. Yeah, I'll save the meal for another time.

Jerry Seinfeld : Another time? What other time?

Kenny : I had a hot dog earlier. I'm not that hungry.

Jerry Seinfeld : No, no, Bania, no. This is the dinner. The soup counts.

Kenny : Soup's not a meal. You're supposed to buy me a meal.

Jerry Seinfeld : I'm not stopping you from eating. Go ahead and eat. Get anything you want.

Kenny : I don't want anything but soup.

Jerry Seinfeld : Then that's the meal.

Kenny : But I had the hot dog.

Jerry Seinfeld : I didn't tell you to have a hot dog. Who told you to have a hot dog?

Kenny : Hey, I give you a brand-new Armani suit, and you won't even buy me a meal?

Jerry Seinfeld : All right, fine. Get the soup!
Soup isn't a meal, and if you can't be polite in line... Come back, 1 year.