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Old 10-12-2017, 10:38 PM
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Originally Posted by skarlorn [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
Yeah, I hear that some people get stuck with the ileostomy bag for life. One person I spoke with said it's because she had another form of autoimmune disorder that precluded the J-Pouch surgery.

From speaking with my surgeon, I've learned that they basically have one attempt to restructure the small intestine into a new poop chute. So if you don't have a good doctor do it you're fucked.

Other than that, there are other health complications which people can have that I fortunately do not.

I also relocated to LA to get operated on by the dankest mofo in the butt surgery biz. He does it lapriscopically which just came out 2 years ago as a practice, so I don't even have big scars.

Just them internal ones, yo.

Real talk.

*walks away in slow motion with gray rain falling around him on a West Baltimore street*
All pun intended, you've been dealt a really shitty hand and I wish you god speed good sir.