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Originally Posted by unsunghero
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As I was driving 3 family members and 30 minutes from the border, one of them does some recon on another family member’s car who was ahead of us
They have a dog on the Mexico side of the border, and they are searching everyone’s cars, including opening up their luggage
Me: “Uhhh!” I double over in pain as I realize I’m going to have to give away $150 worth of edibles because I didn’t want to have to buy shitty Mexican fake weed
I spill the news to family, and decide fuck it, I’ll go to Mexican jail. We put the soccer mom on point as the new driver, and we were the ONE vehicle of any we saw at the border that didn’t get searched
My family after discoveringI had snuck $150 worth of weed into Mexico in a protein powder tub: “Wow that was really stupid!………so can I have some?”
I also told them I happened to have an assault rifle in the car and cartel narco banner
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Ah yes, southern border security at it's best.