[Flunklesnarkin]

Today while walking back from class I encountered a group of lecherous globalist scum cavorting amongst themselves, drinking their caramel macchiato whateverthefucks. I don't know why it had to be today, but my hatred for these fucking freedom hating, authoritarian, tyrannical demon worshipers reached a boiling point and I exploded. I started going at them about how the UN is nothing but a puppet institution for the one world government, biding their time to establish the new world order while these illiterate dimwits sit around talking about gay rights. These fucking guys in their fluffy socks tried to act like they had no idea what I was talking about when I started going off about how I have broken their conditioning and I will not be submitting to their vaccines, I will not allow them to turn me into one of their zombies. These guys had no idea who they were dealing with. Felt great.