Or if you are nuts like me you can go down the Mormon route. (only if they allowed booze.)
Hello, I am brother Peter.
Jesus was the first blonde. All the jews were jealous that he was born with a power level of 10,000.
He then left to create Deutschland. The blondes were then persecuted by the world for creating great countries, after themselves crawling out of the dark ages.
Joseph smith then was talked to by aliens that said, "Jesus is a common religion on all planets. And it is the only way to cure peoples jealousy of great countries. You must continue the Christian religion to make sure that America is saved, for it is the greatest country in the world."
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