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Old 10-08-2017, 08:06 PM
Droog007 Droog007 is offline
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Join Date: Aug 2012
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Default How Blood Guard does Lodi

  1. Show up late to find Lodizal engaged and in the process of being debuffed.
  2. Correctly guess that the SHM/ENC duo intends to to charm Grizlin Bloodfang.
  3. Pretend to be "camping" Grizlin Bloodfang, even though you've just arrived in the zone and Grizlin is currently dead.
  4. When Enchanter tashes and charms Grizlin moments after spawning, start telling lies like, "Hey I was killing that! - that's totally why we're here!"
  5. Petition the staff for a KS on Grizlin Bloodfang
  6. When staff arrives moments later, say ridiculous things like, "Well, taking the gnoll off the table was the ONLY THING WE COULD DO! - It was the ONLY choice left for us!!"
  7. After staff despawns the nearly dead Lodizal, run to the spawn point when you see "Lodizal engages a sea walrus!", like, "OMG CHRISTMAS!" You friggin idiots...
  8. After staff basically says everyone did a wrong thing, say once again, "it was the only legal course we had to get a chance at lodi."

How about this: Camp the damn mob. Do your own work. When you find someone beat you to the punch, wait at a respectable distance while they take their chance or MOVE THE FUCK ON. Dicks moves are dick moves, "legal" or not.