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Old 11-20-2020, 11:11 AM
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Originally Posted by imperiouskitten [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]
I have been eating a half gallon of ice cream a day and alot of dried mango for like 6 months to grow my boobs and my husband finally called me fat a couple days ago. But my rather cute black doctor w/ a crush on me, when he was injecting opium into my belly this afternoon, said "two percent body fat" while he was power tripping on poking me with the needle. My boobs are like 3 sizes bigger. Anyway I enjoyed life today!

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