Join the military. Earn a paycheck. Maybe get disabled. Killed. Tortured or raped as a PoW or hostage. Or cancer or gulfwar syndrome from being injected with experimental gene therapy. Or burn in satanic five eyes spider hell. PTSD. Rabid. And or a fursuit fetish.
Or save every penny to retire to somewhere in the middle of nowhere so u can play irl minecraft and die from a snakebite or diphtheria while on hold with your VA primary care via ur sat(an)allite phone.
Problem solved.
Sorry if ur has asthma or already a fursuit... maybe try Hollywood as a costume/set designer, extra.
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