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Originally Posted by Trexller
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Hey, that's Tommie! Yo, Tommie! Fuckin freak makes big bucks doing this shit do not laugh. Female bodies get so many problems no one wants to hear there's some grannie-in-training coming to the shoot. Moaning and groaning about this and that, here come the groanin' granny! Tommie does some Nair and Oil of Olay and the legs look pristine off the street.
Most chicks, even the best, once they over 25 you have to spray them down with lacquer to cover up the fact they already be granny'ing all over the place even if they having a good day. Female bodies never been used in glamour work because of these reliability issues. Rita Hayworth was born Roscoe Hayworth. Pam Anderson is this dude from Rockaway, Little Pete.
It's not an easy business. This one girl works at the agency, her ass looks like she about ready to give birth to a whole mess of spider larvae, and that's the shoot? GTFO. Tommie ka-ching, we call him. Beeper, all day. Meanwhile, little miss Tuffet is sitting on her ass filled with spider larvae wondering why the world is so fucked up.
The world ain't fucked up sweetheart. You just got to have realistic expectations.