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Old 01-07-2019, 08:35 PM
Throndor Throndor is offline
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I did my part; 2:2. Do I need to go full on Kyle and martyr myself impregnating every woman in the west with my superior seed? I will, if i have to! I just won't let them see my ID when I pick these skanks up at the bar....and then of course ill have to fuck em at their place or it could get really expensive moving around to get away with it....


Ahhh fuck it, I'm more of a long-game scoundrel anyways. Like, get you nice and comfortable, rail you for 5 or 6 years, then one day I gotta go out for a pack of smokes and a gallon of milk....and BAM! Never heard from again....like Kaizer Soze!
This one right here, kids! *nods* Gold.