[PieOats]

For unsurpassed *excellence* in the domains of Low Effort Trolling and Shitpostery and by way of all authority invested in me as a ranking Kobold of the Project 1999 Rants 'n Flames subforum forumquest community, it is my great honor (shame) to present ChortleSnort|es with the 🥇 WHOREPORTAL 🥇award.


The *WHOREPORTAL* is hereby awarded to Chortle Snort|es for his ability to attract and retain the attention of his fellow forumgoers and loose women (of dubious attractiveness) alike. Like flies to sh!t(posts) and 10/10s to his lap, we are drawn to him for our daily bread.


NOTE: The deranged love interest of Former High Lord Sirken's estranged wife the Lady e'Lanti's Tekilya Tu'Wang will present you with a low quality PROJECT 1999 OFFICIAL bitmap rendition of this award to include in your signature.

WELL DONE Forum Warrior!


*shakes hands with the air and saunters off*