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Old 03-12-2018, 03:31 PM
skarlorn skarlorn is offline
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Join Date: Jul 2016
Location: The Misty Thicket
Posts: 4,863
Exclamation ATTN: BIG DOG ROG - My Long Requested, Overdue, Informal GUIDE APP

Dear Rogean,

You have PM'd me on Snapchat many times asking for my application to be a Guide to the Project 1999 Server. After beholding the righteous Name Cleansing of 2018 begin, I have decided it is time for me to Step Up 2: the Streets.

My mission as your newest and most powerful Senior Guide is to ensure that the quality of Project 1999 reaches a new zenith under my totalitarian and genocidal rule.

As a Senior Guide, I will:
  • Destroy all ILLEGAL names
  • Shoot first, ask questions later
  • Judiciously target Staff Bashers who are in arms against the Justified Name Cleansing
  • Become the main GM Scapegoat for all player rage
  • Consume 50mg THC edibles prior to making important raid decisions
  • Create an alt forum account to incite Staff Bashing on the forums, so that we can ban undesirables ... inspired by CIA tactics
  • Give Spyder73 the surname "Poo'taint" and then BAN him
  • DOXX Spyder73
  • Award all Hobbits for their participation
  • Ban all players who use VOIP services (not classic)
  • Enforce a /say, /shout ONLY rule for communication to maximize RP

Here is a list of my Qualifications
  • 150 WPM
  • 1 hour weekly average of /played
  • Young DoctorLawyer
  • Millionaire
  • 10/10 in my lap
  • ForumsQuest Master
  • Banned multiple times on Forums
  • Proven track record of Cyber Bullying, Verbal Abuse (expert)
  • Business
  • MS Paint
  • No interest in Raid Scene
  • Masturbates to Roleplay threads
  • will Ban Spyder73, finally

I believe that my long bullet points speak for themselves.

Dear readers, I would appreciate your support. Please comment on this thread if you think i would be the ideal candidate for the new most powerful Guide.

Also, please let the haters display their colors here for my LIST. (note: Rogean, my haters ALL violate naming conventions)