Satan was like, "god you cant do this, there will be pain and sadness!"
and god is like, yeah thats the point! There will also be orgasms and boats.
But satan is like, that is so unfair! Unfair to those that have to feel pain! That is why our system is so much better!
No, our system is bad because you are a robot.
Well Ill bet you that if you give them the choice between pain or joy I can convince more of them to cause pain for their own joy than you can convince cause joy for their on joy!
Deal, you're on.
*earth begins its game.
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