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Originally Posted by Christina.
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Priest? What about that damn elf sister in OOT that hit my ass for 360 3x lol
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You mean the Miss Monna of the OOT?
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I like to think she convinced the puritans of kelethin that her purity belts and conversion therapy on an island of only women would straighten out their promiscuous daughters ways, but once on the island they find out its the best little whore house in oot and they all start making out with each other and pay for the whole operation by doing what promiscuous ladies do at docks where ships pass in the night best!
The cherry on top are the two lovers, officers of the operation with their fancy longswords and private sexy lovers hut.
It's just a little bitty pissant conversion therapy, where we worship Tunare.
No male elfs aloud, and oot's got a nice quiet crowd, wide open as can be.
It's just a quiet dockside island room full of bunks full of sexy ladys by the sea.
And travelers stop on by to buy a koala nut and say bye to allow for our purity..
There's nothing dirty goin ON!
And remember, dont mess with a pimps (or a hen's) chickens, or you're gonna get bitch slapped for 360
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