how to get fatter

[ryuut1]

fry bacon in pan. remove bacon when slightly crisp. add flour to grease until you get a loose paste, stirring constantly. cook paste about 2-3 minutes to get rid of raw flour taste. salt/pepper/hotsauce it. add 1 cup whole milk or even better heavy cream. crumble bacon and add to gravy. TRICK QUESTION IF ITS CRUMBLY YOU RENDERED OFF TOO MUCH FAT. Cut it with scissors.

bake off some biscuits.

combine these things.

each bite should contain a day's worth of calories.

[ryuut1]

Vegetarian Version:
fry bacon in pan. remove bacon when slightly crisp. dice onion/mushroom, saute in bacon fat. add flour to grease until you get a loose paste, stirring constantly. cook paste about 2-3 minutes to get rid of raw flour taste. salt/pepper/hotsauce it. add 1 cup whole milk or even better heavy cream. crumble bacon and add to gravy. TRICK QUESTION IF ITS CRUMBLY YOU RENDERED OFF TOO MUCH FAT. Cut it with scissors.

bake off some biscuits.

combine these things.

each bite should contain a day's worth of calories.

BUT THERE'S STILL BACON? you scream! of course, you hippie fucks! the rest of us have accepted that we're all animals and pigs are delicious! we dont have incisors for a fucking strawberry. go eat a celery stick you asshat.

[Taxi]

Originally Posted by ryuut1 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

BUT THERE'S STILL BACON? you scream! of course, you hippie fucks! the rest of us have accepted that we're all animals and pigs are delicious! we dont have incisors for a fucking strawberry. go eat a celery stick you asshat.

And for the rest of us, who have half a brain, we understand that world hunger is driven by meat consumption. I still eat meat once in a while, but yea.

[Harrison]

World hunger...driven by meat consumption...lmfao

If you're going to be a useless hippie at least be educated. *facepalm*

[nalkin]

Originally Posted by Taxi [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

And for the rest of us, who have half a brain, we understand that world hunger is driven by meat consumption. I still eat meat once in a while, but yea.

Originally Posted by Harrison [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

World hunger...driven by meat consumption...lmfao

If you're going to be a useless hippie at least be educated. *facepalm*

YES here we go again. Hasbinbad I choose you ~

[Harrison]

The entire server is aware of how useless he is. He will never accomplish a single thing in life, and hopefully, dies in obscurity without producing any children to further pollute the gene pool.

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by nalkin [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

YES here we go again. Hasbinbad I choose you ~

His point is really simple. It takes much more space to provide pasture for large meat-producing animals per time than it does to produce a calorie-equivalent amount of vegetarian food (corn, beans, etc.) per time. Using simple math, it follows that as more food-production land is used to raise meat-producing animals, the less total calories can be produced worldwide.

I personally don't find this argument especially convincing in this country however, since so many farmers are subsidized to not produce everything they possibly could. ..but his point stands.

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[purist]

Sup Finawin? Still lying about being in "combat" to impress people on the internet? Clearly, that is the pinnacle of human existence.

[jyaku]

that is what happens when you feed your pikachu human blood after midnight

[Hasbinbad]

Originally Posted by ryuut1 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

fry bacon in pan. remove bacon when slightly crisp. add flour to grease until you get a loose paste, stirring constantly. cook paste about 2-3 minutes to get rid of raw flour taste. salt/pepper/hotsauce it. add 1 cup whole milk or even better heavy cream. crumble bacon and add to gravy. TRICK QUESTION IF ITS CRUMBLY YOU RENDERED OFF TOO MUCH FAT. Cut it with scissors.

bake off some biscuits.

combine these things.

each bite should contain a day's worth of calories.

If more people knew this information, there would be less hate and less war in the world.