#1
|
|||
|
Slugs
so yesterday i get home and i just looking at an admiring ymy flowers (i do that sometime). they lillies and they in various stages of blooming. i gotta few types and I got other flowers too.
so I looking at them, admiring how pretty they is and then I notice they kinda got different shapes. all them do. they all uneven and stuff. they been getting eaten. now, liek i say, i got lots other flowers too and i run into this problem before. lotta bugs eat flowers (i think, at least they not all one thing). anyway, i notice the telltale sticky spooge trail indicative of one creature, which of course nowhere in sight. now, i know what they do. i read about it. I honestly hadnt really ever thought about it because i not really cared, but anyway, i read what they do. they don't like the sun obviously (duh), so they hide during the day and they come out once it cool down. that why there so many the nasty fuckers out in the evening: they going for they morning walk (it was not close to dusk yet so they as still sleeping). This got me thinking though. slugs maybe the most horrific creatures ever on a conceptual level. it make me feel liek it was implemented poorly and not at all reflect the vision of the great designer whoever it is. i mean, you got this hideous thing, it nocturnal and have paralyzingly slime and tentacles and come out at night to devour beauty and hide in dark places from the light. that a slug. | ||
|
#2
|
|||
|
its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator its a predator
__________________
Kirban Manaburn / Speedd Haxx
PKer & Master Trainer and Terrorist of Sullon Zek Kills: 1278, Deaths: 76, Killratio: 16.82 | ||
|
#3
|
|||
|
Everyone knows beauty as beauty
because they know ugliness, knows good as good by knowing bad. from the Tao te Ching ps salt | ||
|
#4
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
Kirban Manaburn / Speedd Haxx
PKer & Master Trainer and Terrorist of Sullon Zek Kills: 1278, Deaths: 76, Killratio: 16.82 | |||
|
#5
|
|||
|
Beer attracts and kills them.
__________________
| ||
|
#6
|
|||
|
i not say i hate it, just they eat my flowers and it make me sad and angry. i know they gotta eat, but they really are gross and a horrific concept. that my only point.
i can't do salt though. my mom gave me a thing of salt when I was little and told me to put it on the slugs and i did and thought it super neat for a fraction of a second until I realize he melting and then i thought about how bad it must hurt and how horrible it must be to melt :c i just a weeny when it come to killing things. I feel bad for the thing. of course that don't stop me from eatin meat because there a disconnect there. it don't look liek no aminal, so I don't think of it as one. i couldn't eat it if I had to kill it and tear it apart. this all a derail though. I derailing myself. point is, slugs are horrific. | ||
|
#7
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
Kirban Manaburn / Speedd Haxx
PKer & Master Trainer and Terrorist of Sullon Zek Kills: 1278, Deaths: 76, Killratio: 16.82 | |||
|
#8
|
|||
|
sunfish are pretty fucked up too if you wanna think in those terms
they are terribly designed but lay millinos of eggs at a time, basically an allegory for how the idiots are spawning more than the smarts and the US is going to collapse because people follow the cult of ignorance | ||
|
#9
|
||||
|
Quote:
| |||
|
#10
|
||||
|
Quote:
__________________
Loramin Frostseer, Oracle of the Tribunal <Anonymous> and Fan of the "Where To Go For XP/For Treasure?" Guides Anyone can improve the wiki! If you are new to the Blue server, you can improve the wiki to earn a "welcome package" of up to 2k+ platinum! Message me for details. | |||
|
|
|