10kpp Giveaway, all welcome to participate

[Hagglebaron]

This time it's just a funny eq story competition, any good memories you have from p99 or live are fair game!

The best story shared by this weekend will be notified to pick up their prize Sunday evening or anytime afterwards.

[Hagglebaron]

Post here for others to enjoy as well mate

[Knuckle]

Oh man if only I could find the elven love story fan fiction i made on the everlore site when I was like 10 years old such fail on so many levels. I'll give 2kpp to whoever finds a way to fully navigate everlores website with the wayback machine. All I've been able to view is extremely limited information on the site.

[JenJen]

knuckle, i must read this

[Tiggles]

A friend of mine drove from Philadelphia to Colorado to meet a girl he met online in the EQ guild we where in. The problem is she was married to another player in the guild at the time.

They took off in the middle of the night and drove from colorado back to philly to live his parents house with the 7 animals she had brought with her.

My guild leader who was furious that he lost one of his mainhealers(the girl) and his main tank(the husband) because of some scrubby SK (my friend) found out my friends address and gave it to the angry husband.

The husband flew over to philly and tried to kill my friend on his front lawn. The cops where called and the husband was forced to flee back to Colorado.

My friend who did not make much money (worked nights as security on campus) was foced to slowly sell off his belongings to support her and she quickly grew fedup with his current situation and after 3 months she left him to get back with her husband.

This left him pennyless guildless and womanless but his epic EQ fail will be an amusing story to tell people for years to come.

And the moral of the story is Nothing good comes out of Colorado.

[JenJen]

one of my guilds back in classic also had a rl affair that came out and everything got lulzy

actually i must admit in my mid-teens i kind of told some fibs and broke up a couple in another guild. ahh to be young and carefree again

[vageta31]

Originally Posted by Tiggles [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

A friend of mine drove from Philadelphia to Colorado to meet a girl he met online in the EQ guild we where in. The problem is she was married to another player in the guild at the time.

They took off in the middle of the night and drove from colorado back to philly to live his parents house with the 7 animals she had brought with her.

My guild leader who was furious that he lost one of his mainhealers(the girl) and his main tank(the husband) because of some scrubby SK (my friend) found out my friends address and gave it to the angry husband.

The husband flew over to philly and tried to kill my friend on his front lawn. The cops where called and the husband was forced to flee back to Colorado.

My friend who did not make much money (worked nights as security on campus) was foced to slowly sell off his belongings to support her and she quickly grew fedup with his current situation and after 3 months she left him to get back with her husband.

This left him pennyless guildless and womanless but his epic EQ fail will be an amusing story to tell people for years to come.

And the moral of the story is Nothing good comes out of Colorado.

I thought the moral was going to be nothing good ever comes out of a cheating woman? Especially one that whores herself through EQ hehe.

[Tiggles]

Originally Posted by vageta31 [You must be logged in to view images. Log in or Register.]

I thought the moral was going to be nothing good ever comes out of a cheating woman? Especially one that whores herself through EQ hehe.

Nah I like my moral better. Colorado Sucks

[Tewaz]

My best friend in high school, we will call him Dr. Knight, met a girl that lives in Reunion Island. That is a tiny french colony off the coast of Madigascar in the Indian Ocean.

He became very enthralled with her and he wanted to talk with her IRL, but alas, Skype had not been invented yet. So he came up with a plan.

Our job in high school was telemarketing. We worked at a pretty large firm that ONLY called long distance customers. That place racked up phone bills into the tens of thousands every month.

So he began to call his lady love every evening while we worked from the phone in our server room, hiding his identity, you know, doing big things.

At the same time, he signed up for a credit card and couldn't resist the prefix option, becoming a Discover card Doctor in one easy click.

A few months pass, we ruin about 300 college kids lives as we dish out high interest rate credit cards like they are hot cakes, pull in over $7 an hour, you know, move our Donald Trump $hit.

One day the owner of the company walks in and asks to talk with my friend. No biggie, we're the cream of the telemarketing crop.

After a short meeting, my friend walks with his head high out the office, and out the front door.

I later find out that they sat him down and asked him if he had ever heard of Reunion Island. He said it sounded like the name of an amusement park for old people. They said it cost $8.00 a minute to call Reunion Island, and someone owed them around $10,000.00 for calls made there.

He said he didn't know what they were talking about, stood up, walked out, never to be seen again.

A month later I got a call to our telemarketing firm looking for Dr. Knight. He apparently owed them some money. I told them he was in surgery.

Thanks Everquest.

[Slathar]

On a level 50 wizard on Rallos Zek, pre-Kunark. So, I zone into Greater Faydark and see this Dark Elf Shadowknight moving very, very slowly. He had full Umbral and the Soul Leech weapon. He saw me zone in and I had a very bad reputation as someone who liked to one-shot people with Ice Comet. He immediately starts sending me tells.

Shadowknight tells you, "dude please I know what you're thinking but I'll make it worth your while if you just let me go."

I begin casting Ice Comet. Shadowknight begins to slowly walk toward Lesser Faydark zone.

Shadowknight tells you, "COME ON I CANT DIE RIGHT NOW"

First Ice Comet drops him to about 40%. I begin casting the second Ice Comet.

Shadowknight tells you, "fuck you cocksucker you fucking queer, you'll never see the planes"

Second Ice Comet lands slaying the shadowknight. I loot him quickly and here the cha-ching. You have looted 11,400 platinum. He also didn't bag his Hooded Black Cloak.