Once upon a time...

[Humerox]

There were all these guilds
that were not able
to get boss mobs
because there were one
or two guilds
that had people on
that didn't sleep
or take baths
or get up
to use the bathroom
that knew to the minute
when
the boss mobs were
going to spawn
and they said
"we have this on lockdown"
and they were
teh uber

Then so much crying
ensued
that teh devs said
"let us even this up"
and they did make
variable spawn times
so that everyone
may have a shot.

So there were these
one or two guilds
that had people on
that didn't sleep
or take baths
or get up
to use the bathroom
that kept rangers up
24/7
to track
and call lists to
mobilize
any time of the day
or night
and these guilds said
"we have this on lockdown"
and they were teh uber
because they were
good
and they did
compete.

So this one guild said
"hey"
since we are not fast enough
to mobilize
and beat these guys
and it is about time
for Vox to spawn
why do we not just
keep like 15 people there
and claim her

So this guild did that
and this guild was
looked down upon
for such a horrific act
and 50 pages of railing
followed in
the "Ocean of Tears"


And I did leave
for some time
and came back
to find

That this guild is not
getting boss mobs
Nor is any other guild
save one or two
because
There are these people
in those
one or two guilds
that don't sleep
or take baths
or get up
to use the bathroom
that instead of competing

sit around and eat
jellied doughnuts
and say
"we have this on lockdown"
for days
and thus they are
teh new uber

and what was
railed about
in the beginning
as being
"non-competitive"
and egregious
(look it up retard)
has been made
the order of
the day
so all these
other guilds
can not get
any boss mobs


So to echo
a great
and wise player
I say

Son I am
disappoint.